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How cool the weekend is here

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Am extreemly happy cause it’s the weekend and I can spend it with my friends.
So far I have planned to visit my Uncle tomorrow and fuck up his machine. No that was a joke.
Seriously i’m gonna infect it with a virus and erase his harddrive NOT.
Read the above line carefully.

After doing this, he can fix his own machine and i’ll just sit back and fucken laugh man.
It will be the coolest thing around and I can’t wait.

Also, we had the best Chinese for dinner and I really enjoyed it immensly.
Work was pretty good today and I got 2 dsl connections going for customer’s.
One thing that was rather funny is i answered the fucker with the usual helpdesk Scott speaking crap and the dude on the other end goes when will your service be back up?
I said it’s not down what are you talking about?
He reckoned our dsl service was down when infact it wasn’t down.
It turned out the pooh jabber fucked up his own router it lost it’s settings completly and he accused us of not providing any service.
I felt like telling the moron that he should fucken check his equipment before calling up and yelling at me. I made a point of telling in to check before he calls and before I hung up I said, look before you leep hit the mute button and said fucken wanca so everyone could here.
It felt good and I didn’t give a flying fuck that the hole helpdesk was near by.
As far as i’m concerned the customer can take himself and his weeny little balls elsewhere.

It was a 10 out of 10 day and I really enjoyed it.
MOre tomorrow.

Today absolutely wonderful

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Ok today was fantastic went off like a bang.
I only had one customer who annoyed me but I didn’t really care too much and just thought about breasts and things.
Went for a haircut this arvo and really nothing exciting happened.
The net rules and so does my journal.
I swear, i’ll make millions off this stuff one day.

Won’t People ever learn?

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Ok today was rather disappointing from start to end.
Basically today customer’s really gave me the fucken shits and pissed me off to no end.
I was especially pissed off with some fuck wit who could not or would not find the koma key on there keyboard.
It took me 5 minutes to explain a simple little thing like that.
Then to make matters worse, the stupid imbiseel couldn’t tell how many komas she had typed so she erased them and typed them all back in again.
A complete waste of my time and energy.

Also the other thing that really got me on edge and so angry was when someone asks you something and you say no you don’t wish to attend they continually herass you until you feel like simply saying fuck off bitch.
Obviously that’s not possible in some situations but for fuck sake man people should just except your answer and leave it alone.
I’ve decided in future if someone asks me something i’ll say no twice and if they keep persisting, i’ll go mad and tell them to bugger off.
I won’t take any bull shit from anyone so don’t push me too far.

Other then these minor inconveeniences, the day was ok.
I’d much rather be home chatting to girls and drinking vb myself.
That’s about all from here for today.
If I think of anything i’ve missed, i’ll update it later on tonight.

How cool girls are

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Yo dudes.
am over the moon a long time friend I haven’t chatted to in a few days logged on tonight.
She’s hot man hotter then the sun in the sky and she’s got the best tits around.
No, i’m not devoldging any names but i’ll say she’s cute all the same. She even looks better then me and my fucked up gut man.
I’m really gonna start looking at this streadmill again. I’ve been so bored with it lately but having a journal to write shit in is a help.
These journals are fucken a man and i’ll use it forever. One day this stuff will be worth millions. actually maybe djc and mmyself wil and msippi can publish a fucking huge journal and sell it and keep the proffits and invest them in a hotdog stand. Actually I would realy love a corndog right now. The fact is, you can’t buy the mother fuckers here in this fucked up country so i’ll have to setttle for a beer or some other shit.
Well i’ll catch ya all tomorrow.
By the way, this journal does contain strong language and adult themes.
Tough titties if you don’t like this kind of language man.
See ya.

It’s all over now

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Well everything is now over. The guests have all gone and it’s back to a normal Monday evening and back to work tomorrow.
Very disappointing that this easter brake is now over and we have to start helping customers again.
If only I could retire like djc and live in peace and happiness.
I’ll update this journal tomorrow and let you all know how the first day at work went.
Should be ok.
The only thing to look forward to tomorrow are the Girls at work.
I’ll be very disappointed tonight if there are no Girls to chat to.
Any Girls who feel like a chat just reply to this journal entry and i’ll shoot you my icq or msn details.
See you all tomorrow.

Dinner and floor fan

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well the dinner was better then I had expected.
Unfortunately my floor fan was giving me grief here and I loosen the blades and fiddled for 15 mins on the bloody thing till it just started working.
I’m going out this weekend to buy a new fan cause this one has been problematic since Christmas.

The dinner was great had 3 pieces of roast lamb 3 potatoes some beans and some brocoli and some other stuff.
We’re having apple pie for desert so shortly that will be happening.

We’ll have another update tonight or probably tomorrow since all i’ll be doing tonight is chatting to some cute girls on icq and enjoying there company.

Guests have finally arrived

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Ok the guests have finally arrived.
The lamb is looking Great and the guests are just in the lounge talking and watching tv.

We should be eating any minute now.
If not, i’ll go and grab some pizza or something instead which would probably take longer so it’s pointless.
The potatoes are looking nice and brown I think and any second we should hear some good news regarding desert.
Stay tuned for updates.

Waiting for guests

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Hi again all.
Still awaiting these bloody guests to arrive.
I smell the lamb and i’m heaps hungry.
Hopefully they will arrive soon.
Will post an update after the guests leave and let you all know how the lunch went.

Pity I have to work tomorrow.
Sometimes work is a real bitch.

First Journal entry

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Hi all.
Here’s my first journal entry.
Basically this journal will contain funny facts about me work and events in my strange life.

Right now i’m chatting with the guys on Ventrilo.
Am about to have visitors over for roast lamb and potatoes and vegies.
Should be a great afternoon and thsi will be updated later on tonight.
Will also post the first day back at work after this easter brake.
Stay tuned for more info.