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dsl the future is in your hans

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HI all.

Ok i’m wanting to tell everyone and spread the news far and wide that the billion 5100 and billion 7000 usb modems are so cool. There in demand and don’t cost the earth. I really like how there easy to configure and setup assuming the person your talking to has brains and knows how to use a computer.
The billion 5100 is around 90 dollars and it has a 4 port switch in it as well. I’m pushing these modems like you wouldn’t believe simply cause there a good buy and I like the simplicity they offer.
MOre info for those who haven’t joined the broadband revolution can be found at
Billion Web Site

Also on another note, i’m heading back to the alergy specialist to see if he has any news on this sesame issue I wrote about a few days ago.

Stay tuned for tonights evening bulletin.

Cheers.

Sesame it will be the death of me

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Hi again fellow readers.

I’d like to report on an issue that’s dear to me and that issue is sesame and how it is one of the most useless ingreedients ever produced on this earth.
Basically thursday night I had a major attack cause of some damper rolls made by a certain bread company here in Australia and the sesame was hidden in the flour on the bottom layer of the damper roll. Now the bag itself that the rolls were in says may contain sesame. The problem is until the actual roll was toasted, the sesame was very difficult to see and for this i’m absolutely annoyed and pissed off with this certain company.

I ended up having to use my Adrenalin injection because my throat was closing over and it was getting hard to breathe. It worked by god but never having used one of these injections before I didn’t know what the side effects were going to be.

Man it was the most scariest night in my life. I had a rapid heart beat, limbs felt really heavy, I felt warm even though it was a cold night and I never want to go through that again.

The moral of the story is, stick to white bread and leave buns alone. I don’t give a shit what the packets say anymore i’m never eating another bun as long as I live on this earth my friends. That night if it wasn’t for my injection, who knows where i’d be now.
I’m greatful I have my friends, i’m extreemly greatful i’m still alive and fuck, appreciate your friends while you have them cause you have no idea how long your gonna live on this earth and that’s a true fact.

Customer’s they’ll be the death of me

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Right today i’m on a crusade against any customer who even thinks about keeping windows 95 on there machines.
Win95 has reached it’s end of support life and people need to get there ugly looking mugs (heads) out of the sand and wake up. xP is the way of the future is the new digital revolution and if you don’t join it your gonna be left way way behind back to the days of the caveman. back then there was no internet, no pc’s and nothing. Times back then were an absolute fucking disgrace and so my fellow readers, join the xp revolution and do away with the treaded windows 95 os. It’s an absolute joke that people still use it.

Today we had an absolute twerp who couldn’t undersand the difference between an internal modem and an external modem. Now most of you who read my journal regularly have brains and no that an internal modem is inside your computer and an external is outside your computer. No no no, this customer had to be the dumbest man who ever walked this earth. He had no basic computer comcepts and I reckon if I threw a fishing line and hook to him, he wouldn’t know what they were for. I could quite easily prod him in the arse with a cattle prod and still he’d feel no pain.

How can people still live and breathe and eat and still continually call the pour helpdesk support guys who have to constantly put up with there dribble and explain things to them. Friends, i’m taking a new attitude towards these guys.
If they don’t know and admit they know something and I clearly come to the conclusion they no nothing, absolutely nothing, i’ll conveeniently hit the red button which will let me breathe again and I won’t hear there squeeling non-sensical voice again. Further to this, i’ll personally write a list of all the customers who make a nuisance of themselves when they call and will refuse to speak to them as long as they are on this earth.

Now that i’ve ranted on for minutes seconds hours days and weeks, the good news fuck, is there really some good news?
Yeh there really is fellow reader.

Hamburgers, are great. There food we should eat as often as we can and enjoy them folks cause one day I swear, the fucken beef industry will go on strike. If that ever happens, i’ll be taking a chain saw and slicing off a leg or 2 and will have to eat that instead.

Hamburgers with bacon and a huge slab of meat. That’s how it should be done.

Well, I guess this update was worth waiting for even though it’s a pile of shit.

Thanks and catch ya all tomorra man.

spyware a bloody joke

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Ok firstly I realize this journal hasn’t been updated for a few days. The reason for this is because i’ve been sick yet again bloody saw throat and I didn’t feel like writing.

Ok now on to the serious subject of this post.

I went over to a frien’s house yesterday to check his pc out. He couldn’t browse the net or check mail. I found this very odd indeed so did all the usual things like delete his dialup connection rebuilt tcp/ip and that didn’t help. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s probably spyware so i’ll be taking the relevant tools over next Saturday to investigate the issue further.

Watch saturday’s post to see how it all goes.

Unfortunately it’s another working week. That is really starting to annoy me to know end cause I struggled to arrise this morning. I’m looking forward to June 4 for my vacation. Come on june 4 please.

come on 5 o’clock please.

See ya all tomorrow or tonight. If there’s nothing of significance today, i’ll update the journal tomorrow.

Was home sick

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Ok nothing much to report today except for the fact I was home sick again with a saw throat.

spent most of the day sleeping and chatting on the net and eating some beautiful bread for lunch and some sausages and steaks left overs from last night.

Am back to work tomorrow.

cheers.

Mother’s day a success

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Today it was Mother’s day and it was absolutely fantastic.
I gave my Mum an electric Can Opener and some Money. We also went to a bbq at my Uncle’s home and had Sausages, steaks, cole slaw, dumplings, chicken legs, green salad, bread rolls and some cheese cake and pavlova and coffee.
It was a great afternoon evening and everyone enjoyed themselves immensly.

also today, I slept in till 09:45 am and went to bed at 1:30 this morning.

Am off to bed now and to work tomorrow and will catch ya all later.

Mother’s day this weekend

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Ok firstly i’d like to say it’s Mother’s day this Sunday here in Australia and the united states and possibly everywhere.
Someone will correct me if i’m wrong.
We’re going to a bbq at my Uncle’s home to celebrate time with our Mum’s and that’s how it should be.
I’ll be doing a live journal post possibly from there depending on how cell phone coverage is.

Getting back to tonight, I had fish and chips like I told you all about last night. It was rather tasty and I also watched a couple of episodes of Black Adder with my Uncle and Grandma.

Had a few idiotic customers today. Had one in particular who wouldn’t speak to me cause she couldn’t spell the word microsoft and she said she would rather speak to someone else cause I spelt it too fast.
What a fucken idiot. Just cause I spelt something too fast, she wanted to speak to someone else.
I’m going to name her right here on this page cause she’s a typical fucked up individual who has no idea when it comes to computers. She simply enjoys wasting the helpdesks time and Fiona should go and get some computer training pretty quick.

Maybe i’ll flood her connection with stray ip packets and mail bomb her. That would be great.

On second thoughts, i’m simply wasting my time so I won’t bother. I’ll put my time to more useful things like eating and chatting and deciding what to do tomorrow.

I’d also like to say Happy Birthday to my great bro djc who’s a legend in his own right and deserves to live in peace and happiness. He also deserves some new technology to play with and also check out his cool show saturday nights at 9 to middnight eastern. You can listen to his fine show at

That’s all for tonight. Please check back tomorrow for more news from my cool journal.

Yeh still the same

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Ok today was similar to yesterday but much quieter to my relief.

Still had annoying customer’s who have no idea and will never understand simple internet concepts.
Today I had a guy who simply had no idea where the start button was on a win98 machine. I explained it till I turnt deep purple and still no joy.
I told him to see a friend or something about his issue.

Nothing else to report so will catch ya tomorrow to talk about the fish and chips at my Uncle’s dwelling.

customer’s they just get dumber and dumber

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Right i’ve come to the conclusion that our customer’s are getting dumber and dumber.
The reason I say this is because today half of them still don’t realize they need to keep there windows patches updated and also think we ccan flick a switch at our end to get rid of the viruses off there pc’s. Of course anyone with a brain would know this isn’t possible but no, not our customers.
We even had a case today where we gave the pebkac the same lot of instructions 3 times on how to get the sasser removal tool from
www.sarc.com
I feel there’s no hope for these people and they should quietly take themselves and there pc’s to the nearest skyscraper and jump.

It will help us hd guys immensly and we won’t have to act like fucking parrotts and say the same things over and over and over and over and over and over.

Other then these minor inconveeniences, the day was great the food rocks and so do chics.

Catch ya.

Viruses and more fucken viruses

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Righto i’m absolutely sick to death of viruses. I’m really sick of saying the same thing over and over to our useless fucked up customers who have no idea what antivirus software is and or does.
They don’t nknow that you need to renew your subscription each year. They also don’t know if you don’t update your antivirus software it’s as useless as tits on a bull.
They have no fucking idea man.
The amount of fuck wits I talk to day in day out just act as if they don’t give a shit and they don’t care.
Sometimes you feel like smashing your head against the wall.

Other then this the day was ok and remember skype rules man.