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Full moon again? that explains everything

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Ok today was another of those fucked up full moons again. the reason for this is cause every man and his fucken dog rang.
So many fucken idiots who wouldn’t know a monitor if it jumpt up and bit them on the arse.
One of the calls I had was some moronic individual who kept asking the same question over and over again. Fuck why can’t people open there fucken clogged up stinking ears and listen for fuck sake. I really get annoyed and agitated with cunts who don’t listen and just like tehre own voice.
The other thing that pisses me off to know end is the idiots who insist there keyboard is working and you know dam well it’s fucked but they won’t listen.
another chick rings up and says is this tech support? I felt like saying know it’s the fucken chinese take away shop what do you think. fuck some people are so dumb. If I say good afternoon helpdesk scott speaking it’s pretty fucken obvious it’s helpdesk.
Man oh man idiots who don’t wanna listen and you tell them to click start settings control pannel and they say do you want me to click internet explorer?
Of course I want you to click internet explorer that’s what I asked you to click on the first time not.
I felt like yelling shouting screaming crying yelling and causing such a loud din everyone would come running. HOw many bloody times do I have to say it, newbys on the net have no idea.
People who think modems mysteriously just work without a phone line there mad.
The worse one is people who insist we know nothing and they would rather solve there own problems.

anyone who rings me on a fullmoon again and I find out it’s a fullmoon, i’m pressing the red button. I don’t give a flying fuck if people want support, i’ll support them when i’m fucken ready. I won’t have people ringing me in a lunch brake saying we need help.
Ring someone else. Ring someone who’s only worked on helpdesk for 2 days.

all aside, we had a farewell for adrian who’s leaving us.

We’ll be very sorry to see him leave and I hope he enjoys hsi bleak sorry bright future.

good luck buddy, we’ll miss ya.

Dinner tonight was great. We had some schnitchell, spinich pie and some wedges.

also my Mum has finally joined the digital revolution. It’s great to see and we’re ordering her new pc tomorrow.

Please tune in to my phone post regarding fucken dropkicks and wancas on my helpdesk.

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