{"id":80,"date":"2005-01-11T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T11:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2008-12-12T14:54:36","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T04:54:36","slug":"fuck-its-not-true-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Fuck it&#8217;s not true is it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok it&#8217;s not true.<\/p>\n<p>there are some actual nice customers out there. It&#8217;s very hard to believe but i&#8217;ve decided there are some nice customer&#8217;s around.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spoken to some of them today and they were quite cool.<\/p>\n<p>I also had some real fuckers who wouldn&#8217;t know one end of a keyboard from the other.<\/p>\n<p>One of them kept asking where the presss enter key was on there keyboard after I asked them to type in<br \/>\ndel vip.386<br \/>\nand then presss enter.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck people are so didiotic and have a brain the size of a pea.<\/p>\n<p>fuck sometimes i&#8217;d love to tell them to fuck off and call back when they know how to type.<\/p>\n<p>Some of them you can tell type with 1 finger and you wait for 45 seconds for them to type in a simple little thing like<br \/>\nbruce@hotmail.com<br \/>\nor something like that.<\/p>\n<p>I realize it&#8217;s rocket science and but come on it&#8217;s not fucking hard is it?<br \/>\nSorry for a quarter of customer&#8217;s I speak to it&#8217;s way beyond them and i&#8217;m still surprised they can live and breathe and still work out how to pick up a phone and call the helpdesk.<\/p>\n<p>Other then this, not much else to report today so will catch you all tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok it&#8217;s not true. there are some actual nice customers out there. It&#8217;s very hard to believe but i&#8217;ve decided there are some nice customer&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=80\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fuck it&#8217;s not true is it?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-helpdesk-rants","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":399,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}