{"id":64,"date":"2004-07-02T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T10:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2008-12-12T15:13:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T05:13:39","slug":"full-moon-again-that-explains-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Full moon again? that explains everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok today was another of those fucked up full moons again. the reason for this is cause every man and his fucken dog rang.<br \/>\nSo many fucken idiots who wouldn&#8217;t know a monitor if it jumpt up and bit them on the arse.<br \/>\nOne of the calls I had was some moronic individual who kept asking the same question over and over again. Fuck why can&#8217;t people open there fucken clogged up stinking ears and listen for fuck sake. I really get annoyed and agitated with cunts who don&#8217;t listen and just like tehre own voice.<br \/>\nThe other thing that pisses me off to know end is the idiots who insist there keyboard is working and you know dam well it&#8217;s fucked but they won&#8217;t listen.<br \/>\nanother chick rings up and says is this tech support? I felt like saying know it&#8217;s the fucken chinese take away shop what do you think. fuck some people are so dumb. If I say good afternoon helpdesk scott speaking it&#8217;s pretty fucken obvious it&#8217;s helpdesk.<br \/>\nMan oh man idiots who don&#8217;t wanna listen and you tell them to click start settings control pannel and they say do you want me to click internet explorer?<br \/>\nOf course I want you to click internet explorer that&#8217;s what I asked you to click on the first time not.<br \/>\nI felt like yelling shouting screaming crying yelling and causing such a loud din everyone would come running. HOw many bloody times do I have to say it, newbys on the net have no idea.<br \/>\nPeople who think modems mysteriously just work without a phone line there mad.<br \/>\nThe worse one is people who insist we know nothing and they would rather solve there own problems.<\/p>\n<p>anyone who rings me on a fullmoon again and I find out it&#8217;s a fullmoon, i&#8217;m pressing the red button. I don&#8217;t give a flying fuck if people want support, i&#8217;ll support them when i&#8217;m fucken ready. I won&#8217;t have people ringing me in a lunch brake saying we need help.<br \/>\nRing someone else. Ring someone who&#8217;s only worked on helpdesk for 2 days.<\/p>\n<p>all aside, we had a farewell for adrian who&#8217;s leaving us. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll be very sorry to see  him leave and I hope he enjoys hsi bleak sorry bright future.<\/p>\n<p>good luck buddy, we&#8217;ll miss ya.<\/p>\n<p>Dinner tonight was great. We had some schnitchell, spinich pie and some wedges.<\/p>\n<p>also my Mum has finally joined the digital revolution. It&#8217;s great to see and we&#8217;re ordering her new pc tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Please tune in to my phone post regarding fucken dropkicks and wancas on my helpdesk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok today was another of those fucked up full moons again. the reason for this is cause every man and his fucken dog rang. So&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=64\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Full moon again? that explains everything<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-helpdesk-rants","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}