{"id":60,"date":"2004-06-21T20:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-21T10:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2008-12-12T15:13:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T05:13:39","slug":"fuck-the-customers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Fuck the customers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>customers today were really giving me a monumental case of the fucking shits.<br \/>\nThey just wouldn&#8217;t listen to what I had to say and would do what ever they fucken liked and didn&#8217;t give a fuck about me. I have decided if I owned an isp, I would ban some customers from calling and i would implement a 3 strikes and your out policy. Fuck them. They think they can treat us however they like but they can&#8217;t.<br \/>\nThey are gonna learn once and for all i&#8217;m the boss while ion a call and if they are speaking to me, they will click what I say to click and if I say format c: there gonna do it no questions asked. If they don&#8217;t obey, there out and will never receive a call from me again.<br \/>\nAlso for those wining cunts who are 46 and think they no more then me, they can fuck off and solve there own fucking issues. I refuse to help anyone who goes against anything I say. What I say goes so if you don&#8217;t like it then fuck off and squeeze your nads in a vice and I hope they fucken hurt after you do this.<br \/>\nIf your a chick and don&#8217;t have balls then stiff shit.<br \/>\ndo those individuals who jsut think there toffs and rich fucks, jam your left ear lobe in a pencil sharpener and twist nice and hard. With a bit of luck, your left ear will drop off and I won&#8217;t have to talk to you again.<br \/>\nFinally for those dicks who think there perfect, I have some news for you.<br \/>\nYour not perfect, your far from perfect i&#8217;m perfect and your just a fuck wit who surfs the net and calls for help when it suits you.<br \/>\nWell i&#8217;ve had enough. NO more useless shits calling me.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna look for a new profession and leave helpdesk for the 20 year olds who have no idea and for those who like netendo games all day.<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind, this is all pure speculation on my part and I will stay at helpdesk as long as I get money each week.<br \/>\nNothing else to report today so fuck off and let me sleep for fuck sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>customers today were really giving me a monumental case of the fucking shits. They just wouldn&#8217;t listen to what I had to say and would&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=60\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fuck the customers<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-helpdesk-rants","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}