Righto read on fellow readers if the subject means nothing to you.<\/p>\n
I really wanted some delly ham something cronic but unfortunately it’s one of those fucking tins with an evenly fucking stupid key which I couldn’t work out how to open so this my fellow readers was my plan of attack and to gain access to the ham which I dearly wanted.<\/p>\n
I decided there would be no fucking way I was gonna work out that fucking key so I decided I would use the can opener and a pair of old cricket gloves.<\/p>\n
I managed to open all but 1 side of the tin and decided it was now or never.
\nI put on one old trusty cricket glove and I forced open 3 sides of that fucking tin if it was the last thing i would do and bent the entire top back over itself.
\nAfter this I decided it was time to extract that juicy meat so I got a knife fellow readers and a plate and I forced out the contents of the can on to a plate.<\/p>\n
I was so happy I persaveered for 10 minutes to get to that contents.
\nI enjoyed it very slowly with a piece of bread and man i’ve never worked so hard in my life for a fucking piece of meat.<\/p>\n
I wanted you all to know I strained and worked my fingers to the bone to get to the meaty contents.<\/p>\n
The moral of the story is, don’t by cans of ham with fucking keys cause the fuckers don’t work.<\/p>\n
Meat I knew I could do it.<\/p>\n
Kath see me for some hush money thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Righto read on fellow readers if the subject means nothing to you. I really wanted some delly ham something cronic but unfortunately it’s one of…<\/p>\n