{"id":19,"date":"2004-04-16T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-16T09:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=19"},"modified":"2008-12-12T16:29:32","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T06:29:32","slug":"how-cool-the-weekend-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"How cool the weekend is here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am extreemly happy cause it&#8217;s the weekend and I can spend it with my friends.<br \/>\nSo far I have planned to visit my Uncle tomorrow and fuck up his machine. No that was a joke.<br \/>\nSeriously i&#8217;m gonna infect it with a virus and erase his harddrive NOT.<br \/>\nRead the above line carefully.<\/p>\n<p>After doing this, he can fix his own machine and i&#8217;ll just sit back and fucken laugh man.<br \/>\nIt will be the coolest thing around and I can&#8217;t wait.<\/p>\n<p>Also, we had the best Chinese for dinner and I really enjoyed it immensly.<br \/>\nWork was pretty good today and I got 2 dsl connections going for customer&#8217;s.<br \/>\nOne thing that was rather funny is i answered the fucker with the usual helpdesk Scott speaking crap and the dude on the other end goes when will your service be back up?<br \/>\nI said it&#8217;s not down what are you talking about?<br \/>\nHe reckoned our dsl service was down when infact it wasn&#8217;t down.<br \/>\nIt turned out the pooh jabber fucked up his own router it lost it&#8217;s settings completly and he accused us of not providing any service.<br \/>\nI felt like telling the moron that he should fucken check his equipment before calling up and yelling at me. I made a point of  telling in to check before he calls and before I hung up I said, look before you leep hit the mute button and said fucken wanca so everyone could here.<br \/>\nIt felt good and I didn&#8217;t give a flying fuck that the hole helpdesk  was near by.<br \/>\nAs far as i&#8217;m concerned the customer   can take himself and his weeny little balls elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>It was a 10 out of 10 day and I really enjoyed it.<br \/>\nMOre tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am extreemly happy cause it&#8217;s the weekend and I can spend it with my friends. So far I have planned to visit my Uncle tomorrow&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=19\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How cool the weekend is here<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-helpdesk-rants","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}