{"id":121,"date":"2005-03-06T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-06T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=121"},"modified":"2005-03-06T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-06T02:22:00","slug":"holidays-almost-over-dam-it-dam-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"Holidays almost over dam it dam you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right i&#8217;m fucking pissed off today cause it&#8217;s the last day of my holidays or vacation as the usa folks call it.<br \/>\nVery disappointed cause 2 weeks goes so fast and i&#8217;ve really enjoyed the quality relaxation time and that kind of thing.<\/p>\n<p>To end this final day of misery and constant thoughts of work tomorrow, we&#8217;re having a beer and fish and chip night where we can let our hair down and comiserate my end of holidays.<br \/>\nYour probably asking why is it such a big deal?<br \/>\nthe reason is fellow reader, none of you reading this have any idea what it&#8217;s like talking to grown men who can&#8217;t find a simple little on off button on a computer. None of you have to deal with screaming uptight fucked up individuals who treat you like an old piece of ham that&#8217;s been bitten off and chewed by the family pet. None of you have tried eating a carrot for an afternoon tea brake only to be interupted by the fucking phone of death.<br \/>\nMy fellow readers, if I could only retire tomorrow i&#8217;d leave work and have the biggest bloody fucking party you&#8217;ve ever seen in western sydney. Further more, i&#8217;d only invite cool people they know who they are and tell the world the days of helpdesk are over. there really over and i&#8217;d shout it long and loud till I lost my voice entirely.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately this is a dream folks so it&#8217;s back to work tomorrow but seriously if there is such a thing fellow reader, i&#8217;ll be able to see the boys again and we&#8217;ll all bitch and moan about screwed in the head clients who can&#8217;t even count to 10 unless you hold there grimy hands and beg them to hang up the fucking phone in sheer anger.<\/p>\n<p>see you all at the beer and fish and chip night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right i&#8217;m fucking pissed off today cause it&#8217;s the last day of my holidays or vacation as the usa folks call it. Very disappointed cause&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=121\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holidays almost over dam it dam you<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}