{"id":107,"date":"2005-02-07T23:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-07T13:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=107"},"modified":"2008-12-12T14:13:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T04:13:37","slug":"today-what-a-joke-folks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Today what a joke folks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok today was a joke.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m absolutely fedup with wancas who can still breathe eat cough fart sneeze and still ring up and annoy all the helpdesk staff.<\/p>\n<p>There just plain rude ignorant and have no respect for any other human life.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck i&#8217;ve had it i&#8217;m taking things in to my own hands and have decided to use my own tactics.<br \/>\nAnyone who doesn&#8217;t obey my orders will be taken out the back shot 3 times in the ass and then told to fuck off loudly while  i scream and shout myself horse.<\/p>\n<p>When the fuck are these useless cretons going to learn enough is a fucking nough?<br \/>\nMy answer to you all is never. there will always be stupid ignorant fuckers who don&#8217;t give a flying fuck about us and i&#8217;m slowly going insain.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to grab a cold beer and sit out the back and drink 1 beer and hopefully get some sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Also anyone who asks me a tech support question after 9 pm will be quietly done away with and thrown off the top of the leaning tower of pizza or whatever that fucking tower is called and then i&#8217;ll organize some  elephants to trample them to death.<\/p>\n<p>this threat only applies to idiots in certain capital cities exluding the united states melbourne brisbane and perth.<\/p>\n<p>also sydney as well.<\/p>\n<p>i don&#8217;t mind if my friend&#8217;s call up but for anyone else who is on my hitlist will be done away with and i&#8217;ll use physical force and after this, there carcases will be a distant memory.<\/p>\n<p>good night and i&#8217;m totally enraged and have no idea why i&#8217;m writing this shit but fuck I feel better already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok today was a joke. I&#8217;m absolutely fedup with wancas who can still breathe eat cough fart sneeze and still ring up and annoy all&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/?p=107\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Today what a joke folks<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-helpdesk-rants","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":384,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottrut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}